#20:
Better hurry, because sometimes those f-ckers run faster than rabid cows!

#19:
If you happen to see Tom Savini on the news, LISTEN!

#18:
Even if it's your best friend, wife, mom, dad or even Natalie Portman
- don't trust ANYONE!!!

#17:
Don't use knives or blades; blood splatters might infect YOU!

#16:
Note: chainsaws do NOT have unlimited fuel.

#15:
If you hear the sentence "It's only a scratch", run like crazy!

#14:
Stay in the lights, because if you don't see anything you don't see THEM!

#13:
Blind zombies will home in on your smell!

#12:
You CANNOT negotiate with them.

#11:
Zombies are ALWAYS hungry, so stop trying to feed all your friends to them.

#10:
Zombies don't have a breathe to lose, diving away is NOT an option.

#09:
In case you get attacked unter water by zombies, use a tigershark.

#08:
Prince records don't work against the undead.

#07:
Be careful when they're down, they love ankles.

#06:
No matter how good you're looking honey, they don't have a mojo to affect.

#05:
You CANNOT pay your way out of there.

#04:
Zombies always come in packs - you see one, expect many.

#03:
Giving up and awaiting peace is NOT an option.

#02:
Your only true friend is a real sawed-off shotgun.

#01:
If you ever happen to be trapped in a huge supermarkt with sheer unlimited
goods and ressources to hold out for months,
DON'T LEAVE FOR A BOAT TRIP.